i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
I told him he was, quote: "A big cuddly bear" and he needed to get into my bed or I would set his Golden Retriever free.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
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