ya dads aren't the best wingmen
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
We used the solo cup bag for her hair tie. Desperate times call for desperate measures.
Drinking, I should not. Got here I don't know. Still drunk, I am. At courtneys.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
How do you get the "hangs out with drunk assholes" insurance
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
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