Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
There's something fitting about a hot in-car interracial makeout to the tune of 'healing the world.' RIP Mike.
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
Got to the gym, getting changed, found a jello shot in my shoes.
Really? A fat girl?
I'm walking her back. Chill out.
She is a nice girl okay. For some reason we are in my room though.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
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