im gay
i know
yea but for you.
in retrospect, i probably shouldn't have referred to his dick as "travel size"
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
So they're giving me a CT scan because I probably have a hernia. From getting a BJ from you. Really. This may be a pivotal moment in my decision to write a book about my life
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
You tried to get me to kick my booty call out at 3am by tempting me with a trip to ihop
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
He's carved the words "SLAM STATION" into his headboard...
Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.
I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
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