Don't be mad at me. I know peeing in your drawer is 1 thing and peeing on you while you're sleeping is another, but im sorry..i love you
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
We had a race to see who could chug their vodka tonic faster. College doesn't seem to be working for me... I'm getting exponentially dumber
Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
Also, turning on the light this morning was a 3 step process. Way too hungover.
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
In other news, the one guy I DIDN'T have sex with in High School is now famous.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Apparently I’m a terrible influence when alcohol is involved
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
