i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
pop tarts are not kleenex
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Sent him a picture of my pregnant boobs from last year, think he'll notice the difference?
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
Sneezing cum all over the table was not the highlight of the family reunion if that tells you anything
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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