Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
when I sang my humps to you I meant it.
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Eaten today: granola bar, pumpkin donut, and fritos. Oh, college nutrition.
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