Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
There is no way I'm taking advice from somone who's idea of a balanced diet consists of vodka and lemon detox juice
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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