well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
The Fresno prostitute seemed offended all I wanted from her was directions back to the freeway.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
My roommates call me "Queen of the Skanks" I guess that means I've had a successful first month of college.
They have beer where we have blood.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
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