I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
you know i'm gay cause i'd have sex with lady gaga. what straight man would say that?
I don't think I can fit "I'm sorry for ruining Christmas" on one cake. Better make two.
consequently i now know what mace tastes like
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
My genitals don't want beer. They want to not feel like they wandered into a hornet's nest.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
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