I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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