Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
I received a sext from my girlfriend, and a deal for free chips and guacamole at chipotle at the same time. I have tasted heaven, and it is beautiful.
Because it's not worth it. And there is no nice way of saying "sorry, you're not good enough at sex for me to drive 45 mins"
I just watched will sing pure imagination from willy wonka and then blow a banana
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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