he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
I told her we could be friends and she said the last time i told her that we had sex behind a bar at 4am
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
can i text him and be like "oh yeah, forgot i kinda made out with a girl this weekend. For future reference, does this count as cheating?" ?
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
Ok despite the fact that both you and I love dick we could have a great marriage
I'm at that stage of drunk where just imagining having sex makes me motion sick.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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