Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
We walked in and found his glass coffee table broken and you in the bathroom throwing up saying "What a bad first impression."
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
That bottle of wine took a part of my soul with it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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