Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.
I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
you know it's been too long when the heat of a pizza box on your lap turns you on.
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
I spent a good part of the night in a bear hat claiming I'd changed spieces
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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