am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
He gave me the "I've pictured you while jerkin off" look
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
My ATM looks so different sober.
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Today is going to be a great day. He just brought me a donut on his dick... It's Sticky Dick Donut Day!!!
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I just remembered something from last night. check your closet.
Randomize
