After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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