Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
While my grandpa showed the family a slide show he accidentally included a topless photo of his new gf.
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Dude, where are you?
In back
of car
... whose car?
Wait do you remember that guy last night asking to use my nose ring to open his beer.......
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
you threw me on the ground pryed my purse out of my hands screaming " I JUST WANNA HOLD IT A LITTLE BIT". later i found you putting on my lip gloss.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
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