ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
oh my god. i just found my camera... on top of the bush outside of my house. never let me drink everclear again
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Girl, we were harassing people from the top of a building. I don't know how I got down, but I'm eating chocolate cake in my kitchen. Sall good yo.
I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
I’m at the Eye doc, sitting in the waiting room. The woman next to me is highlighting passages in her bible. I’m watching pornhub on mute. I clearly need some penis, or Jesus.
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