I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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