this boner is exhausting
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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