we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
Rent Disney Oceans. Smoke a bowl. Fast forward to the seal section. Then call me.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
I love you but this is the first Saturday I have ever spent at the police station. And where are my boxers?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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