Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
Well, for starters you dressed up in all Green and kept singing that song from "A Goofy Movie". Then you made us call you Powerline for the rest of the night...needless to say no, you didn't hook up with her
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
THINK! exactly how many raw eggs did you color and hide in my apt.
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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