The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
Well, I washed his beard with dish soap and then I fucked him three times.
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I left my Bacardi and dignity in your freezer. Will come get it later.
I want you to worship my cock.
That's not how you start a conversation.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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