I think im going to throw up on grandma
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.
If Plan B had a rewards card I would have earned so many free tote bags by now
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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