One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
It was a karaoke bar combined with a liquor store and had a donkey pen in the back.
Keeping it classy as usual I see
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm going through a really dark time right now
I don't want to hear it man. I just jerked it to a pic of my ex wife in a bikini. Buck up
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
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