I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
Fuck Spring. The birds chirping at 4am make me feel unnatural for still being up and drunk.
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
martini and pecan pie.. breakfast of champions.
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
I am harder than a fucking diamond and Michael Bolton is playing. Your move.
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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