i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
The background of my phone is you taped to the wall wearing a cowboy hat
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
we didn't have sex though. because i have the will power of an ox.
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
He unofficially told me he deleted his tinder because of me. I think that’s a pretty romantic gesture in 2018
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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