you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
This girl wants me to lick her pits
pits??
Yeah pits, I think I still go for it though
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
I'm covered in sharpie and the girl next to me just said something smells like fried food. Hint: it's me. Why am I in class?
I gotta figure out which 7 tampons in the box contains the drugs
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
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