Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
I'm masturbating to football. This is why I get guys and you don't
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
I'm pretty sure I went in the girls bathroom and vomited everywhere then looked for a urinal for like 20 minutes
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
She thinks I cheated on her 10 years ago in a past life lmao
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
