Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
note to self: an IV pole is no substitute for a stripper pole. Written it on my ankle cast.
You know in a few years she's gonna look like her mom. So if you're gonna hit that you better do it while she still looks like somebody else.
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
he told me I was hypnotizing him with my mouth so I guess I do give good head
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