You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
Internet sex stories have completely ruined the word sopping for me.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
Just orgasmed in traffic. Starting to have feelings for my commute.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
I gave him a bunch of ideas to use to spice up their sex life. Say what you will, I am the best 'other' woman ever!
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
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