you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
There's always the 'not have sex with the drunk girl I just met at some party' option.
That was the plan but Tequila showed up at the party too.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
Shes sitting on the front porch puking in to the pumpkin she just carved...in the rain. I guess pumpkin spice tequila shots wasnt our best idea.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
I'm reffing a fight in Fight Club I don't even know what I'm doing
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
Pornhub is actually a very wholesome website
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