i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Can we progress our friendship to a point where i'm at least granted a blowjob allowance?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
this is what happens when you pick a roommate a year in advance.. she ends up hating you for hooking up with for of her extended family members
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
But break dance skills will only take you so far
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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