i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
I really shouldn't be this use to hearing "YOURE THAT GIRL?!?!"
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
YOU DRINK NOW BECAUSE YOU ARE A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN WHO DOESN'T NEED A DRINKING PARTNER
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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