Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
Listen, what he fails to understand is that the Olive Garden does not equal pussy.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
There are fucking limits. Jerking another guy off in the bar toes the line.
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
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