Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Fuckkkk i made out with a freshman.....but he's old for his age. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOURE NOT AROUND.
No. I do not want to discuss your lesbian tendencies with my sister.
She still started it.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
You handed J your Mayan-pocalypse shopping list and told him he wasn't getting laid unless he brought everything on it. Where is he supposed to get a live goat?!
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
How likely is it that we can see each other tomorrow night? I want to shave my legs in good faith but it's cold outside and my bathroom is drafty.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
Just saw you run by my class yelling "fuck you!". Good luck and stay human!
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