god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night
I feel great
I just peed on a car
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
I hate about 85% of people that I meet. I'm an awful person. In reality my only redeeming qualities are my face, my amazing scissoring skills and the fact that children love me.
True on all accounts.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
So my new thing apparently is getting wasted, showing people my slytherin socks and convincing them I'm slytherin..because why not
Don't tell me I can do whatever makes me happy while also saying I have to put on pants.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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