i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
1. I feel like Jello 2. The girl i hooked up with last night isn't here and a different girl is lying next to me. 3. I have no clothes on 4. Can guys go on walks of shame?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
I know he’s married, but he’s still a guy with balls and a dick. He noticed my cleavage and stared at my ass. He’ll call.
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