we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Im doing kagels to the beat of Christmas music... "Jingle Bells" is hard. Try it.
he texted me at 1 in the morning to ask if i wanted to come over and play in the snow with him
at least he gets points for a creative booty call
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
he sent me a pic of his dick and balls out with sunglasses over them like a face. i was at dinner.
do you still have it? i kinda want to see.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
I ended up snorting coke while wearing a Bavarian dress and I feel like I need to reevaluate my life
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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