toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
It's hard to talk dirty with a mouth full of peanut butter
Babe, holding my hair while i blow you doesn't count as being romantic
We're in an alley with a psychic wizard, shes reading our palms
All of a sudden he got that look on his face and ran to the dance floor and started fist pumping to Rihanna that kind of night
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