Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
The mystery has been solved. Seagulls have sex doggy-style.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
And I was somehow convinced to wash the glassware at the bar topless.
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
Apparently we both projectiled on Erin at the same time.
That's some true roommate bonding right there.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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