Old men and throwing up are my life now.
then she came back into the room with a neckbrace on. i thought she was getting ready for the pounding of a lifetime.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
My frontal lobe is being piloted by Jack Daniels right now.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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