Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
He's coming back with me for the week. It took me saying "I don't wanna drive myself home... I'm better as a passenger giving road head" for him to jump at it. Rack another one up for my magical openings.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
Did you find any other hidden treasures in my room? Specifically weed? Or Slim Jims?
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
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