Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
When i look at that picture of him, i'm a little proud to be like yeah, his dick was in my mouth saturday no big deal.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
We were walking home from Pluckers (read carrying your drunk ass) and out of nowhere you yelled "Say bitch you got a Facebook?" at a random chick walking by.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
Basically one minute I'm sucking on her nipples and then 45 mins later we're at work and she's my boss.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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