no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
dont you remember the bouncer yelling at you while you were trying to piss?
no. why was the bouncer in the bathroom?
he wasn't. neither were you.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
They figured our he was high when he told the manager he wanted a break to go wrap his dick in toliet paper and pretend it was a ghost.
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
I finished OITNB and broke it off with my fuck buddy in the same day. It's going to be a rough week
My boobs look fucktastic, I have a booty call on Sunday and a dick photo on my phone. Life is grand!
So I'm buying milk, bread, yogurt & lube. Not awkward at all
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I just sent a Slack that autocorrected tomorrow to gonorrhoea. Please note that Slack autocorrect isn’t very good.
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