I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
thanks for the bloody nose. you probably dont remember, i'm not mad.. only because your boobs are to blame
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
You guys can't keep having sex with them and cleaning their house! They're never going to take you seriously!
I just crawled out of bed at 5AM to make her a peanut butter and Nutella sandwich. Somewhere in the distance, I could hear whips cracking.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Ski vacations are for hooking up with randoms. It's like I don't even know you
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
Omg I got up from his bed and almost did a header into the wall because I came so many times I forgot how to walk.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
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