apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I just got eleven picture messages of my dick and balls hanging out of my shorts last night. I guess it really is summer when the fratastic, man-thigh exposing shorts come out...
Bro i heard that. I've seen so many balls this month its like march madness all over again
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I would feel bad that's he's locked out naked, but the world should really see that.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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