wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
I owe all of my success to double stuf oreos and weed.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
She spilled some tequila on her hair somehow and I guess I felt bad for her, so I yelled "ROOMIES FOR LIFE" and dipped my hair in my tequila.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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