That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
No more tipping the bathroom attendant with your phone.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
i just smoked marajunia from a shotgun barrell. what have you done today?
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's Friday you fucking nerd of course I'm drunk.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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